Cameron

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> Prime Minister Cameron walks into a bank to cash a cheque.  As he approaches
> the cashier he says "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for
> me"?
>
> Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
>
> Cameron: "Truthfully, I did not ring my ID with me as I didn't think there
> was any need to.  I am David Cameron, the Prime Minister of Great Britain
> !!!"
>
> Cashier: "Yes  Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations,
> monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist
> on seeing ID."
>
> Cameron: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
> Everybody knows who I am."
>
> Cashier: "I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must
> follow them."
>
> Cameron: "I am urging you please to cash this cheque."
>
> Cashier: "Look Prime Minister this is what we can do: One day Justin Rose
> came into the bank without ID.
> To prove he was Justin Rose he pulled out his putting iron and made a
> beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
> With that shot we knew him to be Justin Rose and cashed his cheque.
>
> Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
> racquet and made a fabulous shot where the
> tennis ball landed in my cup.   With that spectacular shot we cashed his
> cheque..
> So, Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you,
> as the Prime Minister of Britain?"
>
> Cameron  stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly,
> there is nothing that comes to my mind."
> " I can't think of a single thing  I'm good at."
>
> Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?"