tee shirt

[fatherted]

My wife came home wearing a tee shirt with the slogan"I love Hip Hop"
I said that must have been cheap cos there's some letters missing.Whats missing?she asked I replied the C in front of hip and s in front of hop you fat bitch.

My wife has just bought some Meatloaf knickers.on the front it says I'll do anything for love and on the back it says but I wont do that.