Cheap suits for Paddy

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Paddy & Mick were walking along a street in London when Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign which read:  Suits £5 each; Shirts £2 each; trousers £2.50 per pair.  Paddy said to his pal "Mick, look at those prices! We could buy a whole lot of dose and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune".  "Now" said Paddy "when we go in you stay quiet okay, let me do all da talking cause if they hear our accents they might think we're thickos from Ireland and try to scam us - I'll put on my best English accent".  "Roight y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut so I will".    They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice "Hello my good man,  I'll take 50 suits, 100 shirts and 50 pairs of trousers. I'll back me truck ready to load 'em on so I will in the next ten minutes"    The owner of the shop said quietly "You're from Ireland aren't you ?"   "Well yes" said a surprised Paddy "What gave it away?"   The owner replied  "This is a dry-cleaners".