Fishing all day

[TamaraEnLaPlaya]

Marvin had been fishing all day without any luck. On the way home he stopped at a fish market and said to the clerk, "Please stand there and throw me a few of your biggest trout."
The clerk was puzzled. "Throw them to you? What for?"
"I may be a poor fisherman," Marvin replied, "but I'm no liar. I want to be able to say I caught them myself."

[spitfire58]

I don`t know how you remember all these Tamara. Brilliant 😁😁

[TamaraEnLaPlaya]

There's no 'remembering' involved! I find them on the internet and share any I think might amuse others.
Strange but when I still worked in the UK I used to receive loads of good jokes by email from colleagues - they've dried up along with the pay cheques!