He ia a braver man than me

[Johnrgby2]

 Paddy had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of
Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax, You will wash
my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
His wife Maggie replied, "The f*cking funeral director would be my first
guess."

[spitfire58]

Mrs. Spitfire thought this was brilliant. I am not so sure I would try it though, lol

[Johnrgby2]

Mrs. Spitfire thought this was brilliant. I am not so sure I would try it though, lol

I am F*ck*ng sure i wouldn,t Spit, and Mrs Rgby is a foot shorter and 140 Lb+ lighter than me.