Cinderella

[fatherted]

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
departed Prince, she sat happily in her rocking chair watching the world
go by with her cat Alan.
One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella
said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good
wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three
wishes.
Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said.
Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her cat, jumped
off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear.
"Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella.
"Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young
and full of the beauty I once had."
At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feeling inside her that she
had not felt for years.
The Fairy Godmother said, "you have one wish remaining, what shall you
have?"
Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish
for you to turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."Magically, Alan
suddenly underwent a change and then before them stood a young man with
the looks and body that no other man could match.The Fairy Godmother again
spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life," and with that she
was gone.For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each
other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning,
perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular
arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath,
"Bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"