Golf

[fatherted]

>> Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: a Golf story
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>>    A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
>> listened to her prayers which ended by saying: “God bless Mommy, God bless
>> Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."
>> The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"
>> The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
>> do."
>> The next day grandpa died.
>> The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the
>> father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:
>> "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."
>> The next day the grandmother died.
>> "Holy Moley, thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other
>> side."
>> Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
>> "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."
>> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at
>> the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
>> lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he
>> would be okay.
>> He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day
>> he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
>> sound.
>> When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's
>> the matter?"
>> He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my
>> life.
>> "She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
>> to me this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."