Mother in Law

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The wife's dad died a few months ago so we decided we would take my mother in law on holiday with us to Spain to try and cheer her up.

The second night we were there, she was still down in the dumps and left the hotel bar early to go back to her room.

We never saw her the next day, and by the following morning the wife was so worried she rung the police and provided them with a photo of her.

Later that day I got a call in my hotel room from reception whilst my wife was out looking for her... "Sir, there are two policemen here asking to speak with you".

I went down into the lobby and sure enough, "there have been some developments, please can we go somewhere quiet".

We walked into a utility room and the policemen said "we are very sorry to have to inform you that we have found the body of your mother in law. She was found in the sea, with four lobsters hanging from her body".

After a shocked silence from myself, they said "is there anything we can do?"

I said "erm, well, you take two..... I'll take two.... and we'll set her again in the morning"