Tiger

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>> What would Tiger do?
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>> A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
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>> The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
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>> The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
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>> "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
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>> "Tiger Woods."
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>> "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
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>> "Yeah."
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>> "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome.  I can see why you went to bed with him."
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>> The husband and wife then make passionate love.
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>> When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
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>> "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
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>> The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
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>> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
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>> "Oh yeah?  What would Tiger do?"
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>> "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
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>> The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
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>> When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.  "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
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>> The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
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>> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
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>> "Oh yeah?  What would Tiger do?"
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>> "He'd come back to bed and do it again."
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>> The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
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>> When they finish he's tired and beat.  He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
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>> The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
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>> "No!  I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."