Blonde handywoman

[fatherted]

A young girl in her late teens wanting to earn some extra  money for the summer, decided to hire  herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.



She went to the front door of the first  house and asked the owner if  he had any odd jobs for her to  do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he  said.  "How much will you charge me?"



Delighted, the girl  quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything  she would need were in the garage.



The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does  she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"



"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to  believe all those dumb blonde jokes."



A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats."  Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it  to her along with a $10 tip.

"Thank you," the  blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch,  it's an Audi."