Cherie Blair's Chauffeur

[fatherted]

 Cherie Blair's Chauffeur



Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car
comes to a stop.
 
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out
and check - you were driving.
 
'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie.
 
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with
a big grin on his face.
 
'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.
 
The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love
to me. '

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie. ' I knocked on the door, and when
it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've
just killed the cow.