Guts and balls

[fatherted]

     To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words,

    there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all

    heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know

    the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,

    here are the definitions:

     

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

    met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask,

    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

     

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

    smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and

    slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,

    "You're next, Chubby."

     

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

     

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

     

    Both result in death