Old guys

[fatherted]

HOW OLD GUYS PICK UP WOMEN





I am  getting on in years and  not the best looking guy anymore.



Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....



But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.



I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.



There was an instant spark between us.



All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.



As we lay there making love, I thought .....



"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!