blonde joke

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>  Subject: Blonde Joke
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> A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life.

> She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive.

> She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life.

> While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road.

> She stopped her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her first good deed.

> After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer, "your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could I have one. "

> The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay.

> "637", said the blonde.

> The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact number, but lived up to his bargain.

> "I'll take that feisty one over there ", said the blonde.

> Then the farmer said to the blonde, "Okay, now if I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"