Posh bird

[fatherted]

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.

Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine. He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,

“Oh, Sherry by all means. To me, it`s the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass,

I inhale the enchanting aroma and I`m lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I`m about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and

I`m transported into another world. Port, on the other hand, makes me fart.”

[HelenR]

haha