Farm Life.

[Keith Dean]

A  little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his  mother asks if he had done his chores.

" Not yet, " said the little boy.

His mother tells him no  breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the  chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he  kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes  back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry  cereal.

" How come I don't get  any eggs and bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he  asks.

" Well, " his mother says,  " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I  saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either..  I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.  "

Just then, his father comes  down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the  kitchen.

The little boy looks up  at his mother with a smile, and says,









"  You gonna tell him or should I ? "

[HelenR]

hahahahahaha thats brilliant