HOW TO GET A RAISE.

[Keith Dean]

The Employee and the Boss



Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss:
Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee:
Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss:
Yes.

Employee:
I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently
have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss:
A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee:
I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had
a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work,
pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

Boss:
Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain
drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time.
How does that sound?

Employee:
Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

Boss:
Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

Employee:
Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and
the Mortgage Company!