71,000 to Mr Blackburn

[Elite of the forum]

No brainer,well  appen for a cockeneee

[Ronnietheblue]

He'll not be happy

[Elite of the forum]

Appy another cockeneeee

[Ronnietheblue]

apologies Bob

[DaveW]

Appy isn't a cockney either, get your  facts right

[Elite of the forum]

ok a pretend one then 

[Ronnietheblue]

Appy's one of us. Born in Bradford Five lane ends, very select part of town.

[Elite of the forum]

Didnt know they had select areas in Bradford 

[Ronnietheblue]

Well when I say select, its not quite as rough as other parts

[Elite of the forum]

Bit like suffolk then 

[DaveW]

Nothing like it, no riff-raff in Suffolk

[Ronnietheblue]

Why have ya moved again

[Elite of the forum]

Yeh to clacton 

[Ronnietheblue]

Does anybody still go to Clacton

[Can the Man]

Looks like they still do

[DaveW]

Nothing wrong with Clacton

[Elite of the forum]

That a smart bomb wouldnt cure 

[Ronnietheblue]

Thought the pier had blown away

[dee-dee]

Nothing wrong with Clacton

Clacton is alright 

[Ronnietheblue]

Too many Cockeneeeeees

[dee-dee]

When I see ya...I`ll give you a lesson on where Cockenee`s actually come from 

[Ronnietheblue]

London Princess, everyone knows that

[dee-dee]

Yes,but some of Essex is not even near there   

[Ronnietheblue]

Am getting confused. Ain't Essex in London. Stop having me on Princess 

[dee-dee]

But to be a true Cockney you have to be born within the sound of Bow Bells ,which most of Essex and certainly Dave and myself won`t be ,cos parts of it are too far out 
Alright my love 

[Ronnietheblue]

Not really. How come Dave's a Cockeneeeee then

[Elite of the forum]

I thought London was Essex 

[Ronnietheblue]

It is Bob. She's trying to wind us up. Must think we're daft ooop here

[Elite of the forum]

Yeh Essex is the capital of England isnt it

[Ronnietheblue]

Not exactly, but close enough