Camels

[KWC]

A rather adventurous restaurant owner stuck at the bottom of the menu: If I can't supply you with what you want no matter what it is! I will give you a £100.

So in wanders this smart chap and thought he would challenge the owner, so asked for Camels Knee caps on Toast.

The owner said: That sir is not a problem and should take at most 15 mins sir.

The diner thought, damn (or words to that effect) he bl**dy well has that!!

After a few minutes the owner came back and threw a £100 down on the table, at which the diner said: ah got you there eh, no camels knee caps then.

To which the owner said: Naw we have ran out of bread!

[HelenR]

lol