An old cowboy.

[Keith Dean]

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered
a drink. As he sat sipping his whisky a
young lady sat down next to him. She
turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a
real cowboy?"
"Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole
life on the ranch, herding and branding
cattle, mending fences and so forth, so I
guess I am. How about you?"
"I'm a lesbian," the woman replied. "I
spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning I
think about women. When I take a shower
I think about women. While I watch TV or
even eat I think about women. Everything
seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short
time later a man sat down on the other side
of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a
real cowboy?"
"Well, I always thought I was," he
replied, "but it turns out I'm a lesbian."