The excuse

[KWC]

A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.
He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying toad" she yells "last night you told me you were a stunt pilot"

"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team"

[HelenR]