The Dinner Party.

[Keith Dean]

My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends  and their children. 
                   
During dinner my wife's best friend  four-year-old sitting opposite 
stared at me continuously. She could  barely eat her food for staring.
I checked my shirt  for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in  place
but nothing stopped her from staring at  me.


I tried hard to ignore her but finally it was too  much for me.

I finally asked her "Why are  you staring at me?" and the table went quiet
waiting  for her response.

The little girl said "I'm  just waiting to see how you drink like a  fish."