Where does Santa really come from?

[fatherted]

Where does Santa really come from? Does he live at the North Pole or Lapland,lets look at the evidence.
1. He wears Red and White
2. He breaks into properties
3. he has a load of untraceable electric goods
4. He drives an unlicensed vehicle
5. He only works 1 night a year

North Pole / Lapland my opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body he's a F*****g Scouser