Naughty...but funny

[Keith Dean]

             A woman was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! ......
Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that
at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture."

"Oh well... in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman..

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in
bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be
justified?"
The doctor spoke very calmly,

"Same illness, but he's with BUPA."