Goats arrested/poisoned

[Gone Fishing]

Sounds like the local Guardia are trying to fleece a local goat herd

Perhaps they're kid napping them and holding out for a pony 

[Can the Man]

LOL 

[fifi]

I think its time that cows were arrested too.

Car hits cows while having sex

[sorepaws]

Makes me wonder about you sometimes Fi ! 

[Mr Boo Boo]

And maybe the Chipmunks as well, sick of them pinching my nuts 

[Biggles]

I think its time that cows were arrested too.

He should have used the horn and steered his Cattleac away.

Sorry - couldn't resist milking the puns - they're not well done and you'll have herd them all beefore.

[Mr Boo Boo]

Pull the udder one 

[dagwood]

Never heard of a car having sex, maybe that's where all those new shiny new ones come from. 

[fifi]

 


This Forum has a great bunch of contributors. I do love you all.


Keep em coming.

[Can the Man]

Yea a real bunch of comics Fi 

[Captain Sensible]

150 more goats were caught yesterday between Caleta and Triquivijate.

[Mr Boo Boo]

Looking forward to all the comments that will follow re this 

[dagwood]

150 more goats were caught yesterday between Caleta and Triquivijate.

Definitely a new police force needed. Think of all extra job that doesn't rely on tourism.   

[fifi]

Naughty goats.

Naughty goats

[Can the Man]

Brilliant Fifi,

They should be in the circus 

[fifi]

The little ones look adorable. I dont think I could afford a smoking one though with cigarettes costing over nine euros a pack in Dublin Can.

[tindaya]

The ringleaders have been named today as:
Baaary. A,  Baaasil . D  and Baaartholemew . F.
all of no fixed abode and at present unemployed!!

[Can the Man]

You must be kid ding 

[Timbo]

Hi Fifi.
Was Julian involved

[fifi]

Well just between ourselves....now dont tell a soul.....yes I am afraid that he was. 

[fifi]

Oh dear. The Goats are in the news again.



Goat farmers on the Island are complaining that their herds are being stolen and moved to remote areas where they are being arrested, or slaughtered for the illegal meat industry.

http://www.laprovincia.es/fuerteventura/2013/09/03/ganaderos-denuncian-red-ilegal-venta/555400.html

[fifi]

The poor Goats. It is not their year I am afraid. They are in the news again and this time it is sad news. Several have been found dead recently on the Island and the matter is being investigated. It is thought that they may have either injested toxic prunings from Oleander plants or Insecticides



These beautiful plants are highly poisonous and one leaf is enough to cause death. The characteristic poisoning symptoms are as follows: nausea, vomiting, accelerated or retarded heartbeat, and cardiac arrest. http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=313054