Scots couple

[KWC]

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant...

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being a 'Kind Hearted Scotsman,' he thought, "What the heck .... I'll treat her!"

So, they walked past it, again!!!

[Can the Man]

Ride On Kenny 

[KWC]

Ride On Kenny 

Too true Can.

I took the wife on a cruise once, she moaned all the time, saying her arms were sore with all the rowing. 

[Can the Man]

LOL Kenny 


After the wife died, I soon began to date other women to help me take my mind off her. I had prepared dinner for one back at mine.

"I know this must be hard for you.", my new girlfriend said "It's going to be hard for any woman to fill your wife's shoes."

"Really?" I asked "Did you know my wife?"

"No...", she replied "But judging from these pictures, she was fcukin massive."