Carnation milk

[tarkacreek]

One evening, a woman was working on completing a jingle to win a large cash prize from Carnation Milk. Carnation furnished the first line, "I like Carnation best of all," and it was to be completed in 50 words or
less. Tired, she went to bed.
Her husband sat down at the desk a little later, saw the uncompleted jingle, finished it, and mailed it the next
morning on the way to work. A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk representative came to her door and told her her entry was the best, but it couldn't be published, and they were
giving her a consolation award of $1,000.00. When her husband arrived home that night, she asked him what he had written.
He said, "I wrote:"
I like Carnation best of all,
No tits to pull, no sh*it to haul.
No barns to clean, no hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the son of a bit*ch.