Sex Insurance

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SEX INSURANCE :
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes: 
 
Sex with one's wife - Legal & General.
 
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
 
Sex with a Partner - Standard Life.
 
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
 
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
 
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.


Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
 
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
 
Sex with the maid - Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga.
 
Sex resulting in pregnancy-  General Accident.
 
and finally
Sex with a transvestite  - confused.com