Samaritans

[KWC]

Lost my job with the Samaritans

I don't know why I was just sacked from my job with the Samaritans.
They wouldn't talk to me about it.

What happened was a bloke phoned and said,
"I'm Abdul Mohammed: and I'm going to kill myself. I'm lying on the railway track now
waiting for the train to come".

All I said was
"Remain calm and stay on the line" . .. .