Somebody had a bad day !

[Can the Man]

Police  work must be entertaining as well as dangerous. 

Recently,  a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence , 22  year old white male, f0rnicating with a pumpkin in the  middle of the night.

The  next day, at the courthouse, Lawrence was charged with  lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public  intoxication.

The  suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch  on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to  stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside,  and there was no one around for miles or at least I  thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated. 

Lawrence  went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the  road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to  his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy  his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?'  he commented with evident embarrassment. 

In  the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice  an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience  until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 

'It  was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer  Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging  away at this pumpkin.'

Officer  Taylor went on to describe what happened when she  approached Lawrence .

'I  said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're  having s e x with a pumpkin??'

He  froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and  then he looked me straight in the face and said: 

'A  pumpkin? potty poo poo ... is it midnight already?' 
   
     
     
   
The  Washington Post wrote an article describing this as 'Best  come-back line ever.'