Brian Sullivan - the perfect man
A man walked out to the street in New York City and immediately catches a taxi
The cabbie says, "Perfect timing, you're just like Brian."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie:
"Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to
Brian Sullivan, every single time."
Passenger:
"There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie:
"Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete who could have won the
Grand Slam at tennis or played golf with the pros.
He sang like a bird, danced like a star and played the piano. He was
an amazing guy."
Passenger:
"Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie:
"There's more. He had a memory like a computer, remembered everybody's
birthday and knew all about wine.
He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole
street blacks out.
But Brian Sullivan could do everything right."
Passenger:
"Wow... Some guy that Brian."
Cabbie:
"He always knew the quickest way in traffic and avoided every traffic jam.
Brian never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman
and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was wrong; and his clothing
was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.
He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger:
"An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie:
"Well, I never actually met Brian.
He died and I'm married to his bloody widow."