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Title: The Italian man
Post by: fatherted on March 22, 2018, 09:23:49 AM
 THE Italian Man of His House. With his Italian wife. . . .

Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.You will wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe.Then, you will massage my feet and hands.And tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'

His Italian wife replied, "The f*****g funeral director would be my first guess."
Title: Re: The Italian man
Post by: spitfire58 on March 22, 2018, 10:36:17 AM
Brilliant Ted. I think I would get pretty much the same reaction, lol 🤣😂🤣😂