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Title: Paddy n Murphy
Post by: TamaraEnLaPlaya on March 16, 2018, 23:14:35 PM
Paddy n Murphy are in the pub, Paddy says to Murphy, "I'm off on my holidays next week, do ya want me to bring you some cigs back?"
Murphy says "that'd be great, bring me back 200".
A couple o weeks later Paddy n Murphy meet up again in the pub, Paddy hands Murphy his cigarettes and Murphy asks "how much do I owe you for me ciggies?"
"That'll be £74.50 ta" says Paddy.
"Be jaysus Paddy, that's expensive, where did you go for your holiday?" says Murphy.
"Butlins" says Paddy.