Wife asks her hubby to nip to the shops and get her a pack of cigs,
Off went the hubby to the local shop,
only to find they were closed,
so he popped into the local pub, as he went to the bar a beautiful blond lady caught his eye,
and she asked him would he like a drink?
A few drinks later she ask him if he would like to go back to her place,
Things took place and when he looked at his watch it was 2 am, he ask the lady do you have
some talcum powder? Yes she replied, well pour some over my hands,
As he reached the front door of his home the wife was stood on the door step, So where have you
been till this time?
Well I went to the shop and they where closed, so I went to the pub and met a beautiful blond lady
and I went to her home and made love to her,
She said let me see your hands, YOU lying blighter you have been out bowling again.