I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I can resist everything but temptation
Oscar Wilde
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Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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