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Title: Just Wondering (On another number two day in Fuerte)
Post by: fatherted on February 07, 2018, 16:09:45 PM
Just wondering??.

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
* Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn`t it be called double V?
* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty
* The word “swims” upside-down and backwards is still “swims”.
* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.   
* If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.   
* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we`ll just call it “2`s Day” (It does fall on a   Tuesday !!)
* When someone is selling Stable Manure at their gate, do you ever wonder where the unstable manure goes.
Title: Re: Just Wondering (On another number two day in Fuerte)
Post by: Swordy on February 10, 2018, 12:54:39 PM
Some of them are brilliant :D.  I've just checked and 2/2/22 falls on a Wednesday.  Oooh so close. I suppose we could ask, when does a twos day follow a Tuesday?

The w is pronounced double u because the Romans used a v as a u in their words.   Like Clavdivs.