You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young blonde woman's surgery.
"But Doctor," she asked, "how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again ?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, “Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that, after having their tonsils removed."
Brilliant