Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide :-\
So, let's examine the evidence::
(1) No Christmas :(
(2) No Television
(3) No Football ???
(4) No Nude Women :o
(5) No Pork Chops :(
(6) No Hot Dogs
(7) No Burgers :o
(8) No Beer :'(
(9) No Bacon
(10) Rags for Clothes
(11) Towels for Hats
(12) Constant Wailing from some Idiot in a Tower
(13) More than One Wife >:(
(14) More than One Mother in Law :o
(15) You can't Shave :(
(16) Your Wife Can't Shave ;D
(17) You can't Wash Off the Smell of Donkey
(18) You Cook Over Burning Camel Dung
(19) Your Wife is Picked by Someone Else for You :-*
(20) Your Wife Smells Worse Than Your Donkey >:D
THEN, they tell you that "When you die, it all gets much better
Well, No S**t Sherlock :o It's not like it could get much worse