The preacher's five-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
"Well, honey," he replied proudly, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked...
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A Sunday school teacher once asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did much fishing while he was on the ark?"
"No," said Johnny. "How could he, with only two worms?"
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Little George and his family were having dinner at his grandmother's house. As the food was being served, George began eating right away.
"George! Please wait until we are finished saying our prayer!" his mother said.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course you do! We always say a prayer before we eat at our house."
"That's at our house," George explained. "But this is grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"