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Title: Why the world is in trouble
Post by: dagwood on January 17, 2018, 14:54:10 PM
Why the world is in trouble






WHY THE WORLD IS IN TROUBLE

NORTH KOREA TO SEND MAN TO THE SUN BY 2028!

  KIM JONG-UN ANNOUNCED THAT NORTH KOREA WOULD BE SENDING A MAN TO THE SUN WITHIN TEN YEARS!

  REPORTER - "BUT THE SUN IS VERY HOT. HOW CAN YOUR MAN LAND ON IT?"

  THERE WAS A STUNNED SILENCE. NOBODY KNEW HOW TO REACT.

  THEN KIM JONG-UN QUIETLY ANSWERED "WE WILL LAND AT NIGHT".

  THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE BROKE OUT IN THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE !

  DONALD TRUMP HEARD WHAT KIM HAD SAID AND SNEERED - "WHAT AN IDIOT.
THERE IS NO SUN AT NIGHT TIME!"

  AND HIS PEOPLE RESPONDED WITH THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE