A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.` The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?` The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?` said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!` Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?` The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!`