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Title: Don't ask for seconds!
Post by: TamaraEnLaPlaya on October 03, 2017, 23:24:47 PM
After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, "Mrs. Grey, after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn't you feel even a little remorse for what you were doing?"
"I did", she said calmly.
"And when was that?" quipped the D.A.
"When he asked for seconds!", she replied.