I've just had too much time on my hands lately.
All copied accurately from the original posts
South of the Island â€" a myth? Started by flatearth
Airport strike? Rockets or bombs?
Outside pool table One of those floating types?
Urgent pool safety advice Don't drink yourself under the table
Any froggies? Don't answer that
Wood needed Might Viagra help?
house for a week Grounded. Can't I go out at all?
Car Hire Rip-Off at Airports A universal truth
Black Henna Tattoos in Caleta Racist?
Is it me? Yes
Expat guide to death in Spain I thought books like that were banned.
Curtains See above
Declaring assets held abroad. Why would I want to do that? Politicians don't.
How May Euros I'm not sure if she wants to
A new Banking experience for expats. Yes, but is it a good one?
What's the best do you reckon? I can't put my answer on here.
Air con Ryanair
pubic hair What's this doing here?
Beach by Hotel Grand Natura A new best-seller
Inside the stone circles Sequel to Beach. A mystery thriller
Drowning in Cofete Second sequel, but with a very sad ending.
Cat's fouling problems Speak to a vet.
Other Canary Islands Allegedly. They are a myth, surely. And only for other people
Bolt through sliding doors Make sure you get your timing right.
Strange experience? Come and meet us!
My favourite, which I've wanted to do for a long time, but don't want to spoil the original posting
Guide to seeing a Doctor Wear clean knickers
And finally, one I know I've seen, but can't find now -
English speaking Dentist required Or any dentist who can translate " mmah thhooshh weebereee hhursss nnd ah cahhrnt eeg ahhygig"
Disclaimer: This is not meant to be critical of the original writers, although sometimes it's the typos that make them funny, so don't take offence.
Brilliant - thanks for taking the time to pull it all together, really made me chuckle.
Off to the doc tomorrow so your advice is noted!
Yes absolutely brilliant, thanks