A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her mum that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the local pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test kit . The test confirms that her daughter is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the selfish devil that did this to you? I demand to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Bentley stops in front of their house. A middle-aged and very distinguished man steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the lounge with the father and mother, and tells them, “ Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
He continues, "Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a chateau in France and a £1m bank account."
He continues, "If a boy is born my legacy will be a jewellery store and a £25m bank account.
However, if there is a miscarriage I'm not sure what to do. What would you suggest?"
All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him, "You'll try again."
Quote from: Johnrgby2 on January 25, 2017, 11:59:35 AM
A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her mum that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the local pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test kit . The test confirms that her daughter is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the selfish devil that did this to you? I demand to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Bentley stops in front of their house. A middle-aged and very distinguished man steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the lounge with the father and mother, and tells them, “ Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
He continues, "Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a chateau in France and a £1m bank account."
He continues, "If a boy is born my legacy will be a jewellery store and a £25m bank account.
However, if there is a miscarriage I'm not sure what to do. What would you suggest?"
All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him, "You'll try again."
Nice one JR2. This really needs a like button, lol
Nice to see this section lively again guys, keep em coming
Quote from: spitfire58 on January 25, 2017, 12:23:07 PM
Nice one JR2. This really needs a like button, lol
Ron, you can always vote using the stars ;)
Quote from: Can the Man on January 25, 2017, 23:04:26 PM
Quote from: spitfire58 on January 25, 2017, 12:23:07 PM
Nice one JR2. This really needs a like button, lol
Ron, you can always vote using the stars ;)
Thanks Can, I saw that after I had posted, lol !! Pity the stars are not on the regular comments pages as well