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Title: 2 beggars
Post by: fatherted on January 12, 2017, 10:46:05 AM


STORY OF 2 BEGGARS  -   This is how you can get rich….  
 
Hasam and Habib are street beggars.
They beg in different areas of London.   Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Hasam brings home a suitcase full of £10 notes, drives a   Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
 
Habib says to Hasam 'I work just as long and hard as you do   but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notesevery day?'
Hasam says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?   Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
 
Hasam says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.'   Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'? Hasam shows Habib his sign.  
It reads,  'I only need another £10 to move back to Syria.'