John told his wife, "I've got a problem."
She stopped him right there. "No dear, WE have a problem. We're in this together John.
We married for better or for worse. Therefore, your problem is our problem."
John sighed in relief. "Well, now it's hardly worth mentioning."
But his wife was insistent. "Go ahead John`', tell me. What's wrong?"
John answered, "Somehow, we got your sister pregnant!"