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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: KWC on December 01, 2016, 15:31:23 PM

Title: 100% rule
Post by: KWC on December 01, 2016, 15:31:23 PM
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then ~

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, the conclusion would appear to be that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, its the silly nonsense and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!