evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10.00 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20.00, I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20.00 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair!"
Completely irrelevant really but if you want a good laugh then this book is well worth a read:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010A7BNPS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010A7BNPS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1)
Enjoy - I certainly did!
Quote from: TamaraEnLaPlaya on June 28, 2016, 01:29:06 AM
Completely irrelevant really but if you want a good laugh then this book is well worth a read:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010A7BNPS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010A7BNPS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1)
Enjoy - I certainly did!
I've read it too. Great book. 8)