A lady helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password:
selecting a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife
and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye,
he selects a word:
mypenis.
As he hits "enter," to validate the selection, his wife
collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!