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> The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the National Health Service.
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> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
> Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
> The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
> The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
> Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
> Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up."
> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
> Radiologists could see right through it.
> The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
> The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.
> The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
> Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
> Urologists were inebriated off at the whole idea.
> The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the
> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the (http://31.media.tumblr.com/avatar_5005f73756f3_96.png)(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/2012/thumbs/thoreilly.jpg) in Whitehall.